If you have thigh rolls they delight people.
You never have to worry if you're out of toilet paper.
You never have to do sit-ups. Because you can't, like, even sit up.
Being bald is scrumptious.
If you get a pimple it clears itself up in a single day.
Have a double chin? Make it three! The more the merrier!
No one laughs at you if you snort milk through your nose.
A midnight snack doesn't make you fat; it's, like, necessary!
Two people in particular really care about your happiness. Their own happiness depends on it.
1 week ago
3 comments:
All true honey! I might also add that people actually encourage you to sleep as much as you can. BONUS.
On the downside: the swaddling would make me crazy, as well as sitting in my own filth until someone figures out I've got issues down there.
Loves!
I love that you two are having a conversation here =).
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I love the thigh part! It is the only time where rolls and cellulite on your thighs are desired and fantastic!
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