In the middle of the night last night I was awakened from a peaceful slumber on my back by a seemingly giant finger poking me in my eye. Dave was hovering closeby with the finger.
I sat up in a fright. "What? What's wrong?!! What's happening?!"
"Nothing," he said contritely. "I can't sleep. I wanted to know if that's where your face was."
I sat up in a fright. "What? What's wrong?!! What's happening?!"
"Nothing," he said contritely. "I can't sleep. I wanted to know if that's where your face was."
Hilarious. Makes perfect sense to check for someone's face in the dark with an extended index finger.
ReplyDeleteI have never been poked, but I have been whacked by my own spousal unit.
Hope it didn't take long for you to fall asleep again. It always takes me forever once I am up. What a funny brother I have!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so funny :)
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~Chelsea
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I can't ever say that I've been poked by a finger in the middle of the night, but I have been punched in the face by Kylie's paws many times. Your posts always crack me up! Dave sounds like a hoot.
ReplyDeleteWell, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick!
ReplyDeleteWhat the? Must be a.m.- not 10 pm.
ReplyDeleteTude- It was, like, 3 am!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a punk!
ReplyDeleteheeheehee :-)
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